fasterfood:

*3 year old tries to walk into a bar*

“whoa there son aren’t you a little young to enter this bar”

“its what’s on the inside that counts :) <3”

“oh my bad didnt mean to offend anyone here right this way sir”

(via paleiko)

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via oneuglyteenager)